LOL<\/p>\n
Mr Garrison: “Okay children let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don’t be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde.”
\nClyde: “Twelve!”
\nMr Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard! Anyone? Come on don’t be shy.”
\nKyle: “I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.”
\n(Eric mocks Stan)
\nKyle: “Shut up fat boy!”
\nEric: “Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
\nMr Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word?”
\nEric: “Jew?”
\nKyle: “No he’s talking about fuck. You can’t say fuck in school you fucking fat ass!”
\nMr Garrison: “KYLE!”
\nEric: “Why the fuck not?”
\nMr Garrison: “ERIC!”
\nStan: “Dude you said fuck again!”
\nMr Garrison: “STANLEY!”
\nKenny: “Mrmph”
\nMr Garrison: “KENNY!”
\nEric: “What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckadee fuck fuck fuck!”
\nMr Garrison: “How would you like to go see the school counsellor?”
\nEric: “How would you like to suck my balls?”
\n(The class gasps in amazement)
\nMr Garrison: “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
\nEric: “Uh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was…..” (Eric pulls out a loud haler through which he shouts) “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?”<\/p>\n
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