{"id":1585,"date":"2006-06-08T00:06:15","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T00:06:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T23:00:38","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T23:00:38","slug":"quote-homer-simpson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=1585","title":{"rendered":"Quote Homer Simpson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lisa:<\/strong> Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums&#8217; memory but I don&#8217;t know where to start.<br \/>\n<strong>Marge:<\/strong> Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh?<br \/>\n<strong>Homer:<\/strong> Jazz, pfft. They just make it up as they go along. I could do that: dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Marge:<\/strong> That&#8217;s &#8220;Mary Had a Little Lamb&#8221;.<br \/>\n<strong>Homer:<\/strong> OK, then, this: doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Marge:<\/strong> That&#8217;s the same thing; you just replaced &#8220;dee&#8221;s with &#8220;doo&#8221;s.<br \/>\n<strong>Homer:<\/strong> D&#8217;oh!<\/p>\n<p>From the episode Round Springfield <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tv.com\/episode\/1410\/summary.html\">http:\/\/www.tv.com\/episode\/1410\/summary.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums&#8217; memory but I don&#8217;t know where to start. Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh? Homer: Jazz, pfft. They just make it up as they go along. I could do that: dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee, dee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16001,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/16001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}