{"id":2136,"date":"2008-03-06T20:12:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T20:12:50","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T22:58:26","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T22:58:26","slug":"never-smile-at-a-crocodile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=2136","title":{"rendered":"Never smile at a crocodile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This guy should obviously have watched The Muppet Show a bit more in his childhood years<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellem.org\/pic\/2008\/03\/crocodille.jpg\" alt=\"Crocodile\" title=\"Crocodile\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The story http:\/\/www.dagbladet.no\/nyheter\/2008\/03\/06\/528925.html<\/p>\n[video:youtube:qVWuAyWWuAU]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy should obviously have watched The Muppet Show a bit more in his childhood years The story http:\/\/www.dagbladet.no\/nyheter\/2008\/03\/06\/528925.html [video:youtube:qVWuAyWWuAU]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15454,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions\/15454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}