{"id":2739,"date":"2009-05-16T19:28:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T19:28:44","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T22:56:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T22:56:05","slug":"if-you-have-a-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=2739","title":{"rendered":"If you have a kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I guess you also have had to rewind the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Toilet_paper\">toilet paper<\/a>&#8230;several times&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hellem.org\/blog\/media\/blogs\/new\/2009\/05\/toiletpaper.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" \/><\/div>\n<p>By the way, did you know &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/environment\/2009\/feb\/26\/toilet-roll-america\">American taste for soft toilet roll &#8216;worse than driving Hummers&#8217;<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I guess you also have had to rewind the toilet paper&#8230;several times&#8230; By the way, did you know &#8220;American taste for soft toilet roll &#8216;worse than driving Hummers&#8217;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14864,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2739\/revisions\/14864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}