{"id":2946,"date":"2009-11-11T21:44:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T21:44:32","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T22:55:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T22:55:16","slug":"she-thinks-my-tractor-is-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=2946","title":{"rendered":"She thinks my tractor is sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/LOL\">LOL!!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;She thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy<br \/>\nIt really turns her on<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s always staring at me<br \/>\nWhile I&#8217;m chuggin along<br \/>\nShe likes the way it&#8217;s pullin&#8217; while we&#8217;re tillin&#8217; up the land<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s even kind of crazy &#8217;bout my farmer&#8217;s tan<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s the only one who really understands what gets me<br \/>\nShe thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy&#8230; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n[video:youtube:OCi-5h0TP6A]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOL!! &#8230;She thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy It really turns her on She&#8217;s always staring at me While I&#8217;m chuggin along She likes the way it&#8217;s pullin&#8217; while we&#8217;re tillin&#8217; up the land She&#8217;s even kind of crazy &#8217;bout my farmer&#8217;s tan She&#8217;s the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14655,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2946\/revisions\/14655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}