{"id":630,"date":"2005-05-20T16:44:31","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T16:44:31","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T23:02:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T23:02:04","slug":"tenacius-d-fuck-her-gently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"Tenacius D – Fuck her gently"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is a song for the ladies
\nBut fellas listen closely
\nYou don’t always have to fuck her hard
\nIn fact sometimes that’s not right to do
\nSometimes you’ve got to make some love
\nAnd fuckin give her some smoochies too
\nSometimes ya got to squeeze
\nSometimes you’ve got to say please
\nSometime you’ve got to say hey
\nI’m gonna Fuck you softly
\nI’m gonna screw you gently
\nI’m gonna hump you sweetly
\nI’m gonna ball you discreetly
\nAnd then you say hey I bought you flowers
\nAnd then you say wait a minute sally
\nI think I got somethin in my teeth
\nCould you get it out for me
\nThat’s fuckin teamwork
\nWhats your favorite posish?
\nThat’s cool with me
\nIts not my favorite
\nBut I’ll do it for you
\nWhats your favorite dish?
\nIm not gonna cook it
\nBut ill order it from Zanzibar
\nAnd then I’m gonna love you completely
\nAnd then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
\nAnd then I’ll fucking bone you completely
\nBut then I’m gonna fuck you hard
\nHard<\/p>\n

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This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16362,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions\/16362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}