{"id":95,"date":"2004-09-11T15:08:57","date_gmt":"2004-09-11T15:08:57","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2026-04-18T23:02:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T23:02:52","slug":"shrek-2-and-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Shrek 2 and eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to see Shrek 2 &#8211; hilarious!!! I recommend everyone to see it, but you need to see Shrek 1 first!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and the eggs? Stupid riff-raff who threw eggs at my car while parked outside for 15 minutes. Went straight to U-Wash to remove the shit!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to see Shrek 2 &#8211; hilarious!!! I recommend everyone to see it, but you need to see Shrek 1 first! &#8230;and the eggs? Stupid riff-raff who threw eggs at my car while parked outside for 15 minutes. Went straight to U-Wash to remove the shit!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c18"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16562,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/16562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hellem.org\/wblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}