Elvis Presley – the man! Fra sangen “A Little Less Conversation”
“A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby”
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Mr Garrison: “Okay children let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don’t be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde.”
Clyde: “Twelve!”
Mr Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard! Anyone? Come on don’t be shy.”
Kyle: “I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.”
(Eric mocks Stan)
Kyle: “Shut up fat boy!”
Eric: “Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
Mr Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word?”
Eric: “Jew?”
Kyle: “No he’s talking about fuck. You can’t say fuck in school you fucking fat ass!”
Mr Garrison: “KYLE!”
Eric: “Why the fuck not?”
Mr Garrison: “ERIC!”
Stan: “Dude you said fuck again!”
Mr Garrison: “STANLEY!”
Kenny: “Mrmph”
Mr Garrison: “KENNY!”
Eric: “What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckadee fuck fuck fuck!”
Mr Garrison: “How would you like to go see the school counsellor?”
Eric: “How would you like to suck my balls?”
(The class gasps in amazement)
Mr Garrison: “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Eric: “Uh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was…..” (Eric pulls out a loud haler through which he shouts) “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?”
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“Guro Lie og hennes Internett-kamerat skal ha møttes flere ganger i ukene før de reiste avgårde sammen.”
Det hjelper ikke å si at “hun er voksen for alderen” og sånt…karen kan umulig være _helt_ god…
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Irriterte meg grønn over TV2 som fucka opp tidsskjemaet mitt i går med å sende Ekstrasending om absolutt ingenting når Kongen av Queens skulle på…
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Skulle innom Platekompaniet (http://www.platekompaniet.no) og kjøpe plata til Manu Chao – endte opp med to av han, Blood Sugar Sex Magik som jeg mista for mange år siden, Life is Peachy av KoRn og ikke minst The Wall.