Escape from boredom

This is not worth trying to translate, so the rest is in Norwegian……Endelig fikk jeg sett den reklamen fra Telenor hvor han forretningsmannen som snakker rent bokmål tar telefonen og slår om til rein nordlandsdialekt…hvorpå en på andre siden av bordet sier til han i det samtalen er avsluttet “…men, hain steikje, e du ranværing????” Genialt!!

I asked Morten, whom I share desk with if we should go to lunch, but he replied that he already had been eating. To my response was “what, without me????” But, then only to realize that lunch was one hour ago…I had totally missed the time…doh!!!

…then buy this cd http://www.amazon.com/….

I declare war on stupididty
We’re dropping beats and a lyrical fluidity
An attack with pace and ferocity
Built on bass and velocity
I’m taking you and your crew on a mission
We’re cutting rhymes with digital precision
Your music’s messed-up, old, outta shape and fat
So rewind, punch me in and lay it down to DAT

I declare war on the fakers
The piss-takers and the sucker money-makers
I reflect and elect to reject
Well, what the fuck did you expect
I’m hyped and I’m psyched
And I was put here to wreck the mic so
I grab a fistful of plastic
Not the real deal
No steel but it feels fantastic

We’ll bring the house down
We got the stack up, the beats are backed-up
We’ll bring the house down
Big boombastic beats are getting busy

(repeat)

War on them all and all that they stand for
So step back ‘cos I’m a fucking handful
Tearing up the beats that we rocked on
And if you look into my eyes I’m getting locked-on
Now you see I’m stoked-up
You think I’m coked up
But you know I’m fired up
Not because I’m wired up
You see we’re spreading ryhmes like a virus
But I’m just playing with the rythms that reside inside us

We’ll bring the house down
We got the stack up, the beats are backed-up
We’ll bring the house down
Big boombastic beats are getting busy

Part of the “megamix” made by Mads. The song above is from http://www.overseer.co.uk

New personal record today, 3.17.40…but oh my god my legs are hurting…http://www.kondis.no/default/index.php?aid=41699…

It’s official, Cayne is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Cayne achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

http://cayne.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Buddy Rich at the Muppet Show playing the drums versus the Animal – very funny!! http://www.drummerworld.com/Videos/buddyrichmuppet.html (11Mb)

this time I tntroduce you to the handicapped pro-wrestling, Dog legs. the name of this show was name after the handicapped people’s leg that is similar to, This wrestling is fought mainly by handicapped people. But there are no fightiging that non handicapped people fight each other. Dog legs is purely for the handicapped fighter who want to beat up not only same handicapped people but also non handicapped mother fucker

http://masamania.com/archives/2005/01/handicapped_pro.html

Thank God for America, and George’s fellow mates… http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325051lawyer1.html