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Mystery Chopper lands on top of Everest!

Now they have managed that as well, landing a helicopter on top of Mt. Everest. So now there’s no problem anymore, anyone can fly to the top!
http://www.mounteverest.net/story/MysteryChopperlandsontopofEverestMay242005.shtml
The same mentioned here, so it seems to be true
http://www.defencetalk.com/news/publish/article_002441.shtml

They are professionals

Was walking on the street by Oslo City when a woman gave a guy begging for money some coins. The an old man, apperantly from Sundmøre – think so because of his dialect – pointed at the woman with his umbrella, or maybe also hitted her a bit while he shouted “Don’t give them money – they are professionals!!!!”. I did not see any cameras, don’t realize why…

Concert yesterday with a band named Mother

Elin took me and Espen on a showcase yesterday with the band Mother. And as it’s written on their webpage http://www.mothertheband.com/ – “Mother is having a showcase for some people in the business…”, in other words, Espen and I is in the business, yeah. Guess that was the best part of the concert, the music was average to ok I must say…

A website written in Nynorsk

And not any kind of web site, a Norwegian porn site 🙂 Read the article here (Nettporno på nynorsk) http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2005/05/22/432399.html and if you are very curios you can visit the web page http://www.pornofilm.no (I won’t supply you with a link, just the url in plain text, or else my mother would be angry since my little sister could visit my home site and click on the link)

…and yes…it’s called Nynorsk in English!

Tenacius D – Fuck her gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
Hard

http://www.tenaciousd.com/