“i eat all the food in your fridge
call my friends around the world
rack up your long distance do
breakstands neutral drops
wreck all your cars
drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
order stuff on your credit cards
leave boogers in the skippy jar
smoke your cigars
answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
when you call in late from work tell your wife
you’re at the titty bars”

🙂

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