I took the marijuana-test at checkyourself.com and the result was

You answered “no” to all the questions, which is a good thing(!) but the fact that you cared enough to take the quiz means you should stay alert to signs of trouble developing in your relationship with drugs. You might want to check out the Real Stories section to see what other teens have been through with substance abuse, and some of the conclusions they’ve come to

oooooooookeeeeeiii, but I don’t use drugs – even though I must be aware to my relationship with drugs, what relationship? Stupid! Tip: First question – do you use drugs?

But, I’ve also tested my relationship to alcohol, and the result was

You’ve only answered “yes” to a few questions, but even those few could mean you’re not as in control of your alcohol use as you might think. You might want to check out the Real Stories section to see what other teens have to say about substance use and how to tell if it’s becoming a problem.

scaaarrryyyyy!!!

Okei smart ass, I know that I’m not a teen…but I had to try 🙂