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Mr Garrison: “Okay children let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don’t be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde.”
Clyde: “Twelve!”
Mr Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard! Anyone? Come on don’t be shy.”
Kyle: “I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.”
(Eric mocks Stan)
Kyle: “Shut up fat boy!”
Eric: “Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
Mr Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word?”
Eric: “Jew?”
Kyle: “No he’s talking about fuck. You can’t say fuck in school you fucking fat ass!”
Mr Garrison: “KYLE!”
Eric: “Why the fuck not?”
Mr Garrison: “ERIC!”
Stan: “Dude you said fuck again!”
Mr Garrison: “STANLEY!”
Kenny: “Mrmph”
Mr Garrison: “KENNY!”
Eric: “What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckadee fuck fuck fuck!”
Mr Garrison: “How would you like to go see the school counsellor?”
Eric: “How would you like to suck my balls?”
(The class gasps in amazement)
Mr Garrison: “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Eric: “Uh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was…..” (Eric pulls out a loud haler through which he shouts) “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?”

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Sendte den rett til Økokrim jeg…http://www.okokrim.no/aktuelt_arkiv/nigeria/nigeriabedrageri.html

Dette fikk jeg i en spam-mail

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….det skal jeg mene. Lurer på om greia rydder hjemme for meg også….

“Guro Lie og hennes Internett-kamerat skal ha møttes flere ganger i ukene før de reiste avgårde sammen.”

Det hjelper ikke å si at “hun er voksen for alderen” og sånt…karen kan umulig være _helt_ god…

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article.jhtml?articleID=374194

Irriterte meg grønn over TV2 som fucka opp tidsskjemaet mitt i går med å sende Ekstrasending om absolutt ingenting når Kongen av Queens skulle på…

http://www.kingofqueens.com

http://www.manuchao.net

Skulle innom Platekompaniet (http://www.platekompaniet.no) og kjøpe plata til Manu Chao – endte opp med to av han, Blood Sugar Sex Magik som jeg mista for mange år siden, Life is Peachy av KoRn og ikke minst The Wall.

Ikke så verst det da – saksøke McDonalds for at du selv er feit…USA – landet med alle mulighetene…

http://www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=7&item=225025

Det kommer til et punkt når selv menn får nok…da ikler de seg svare skjorter – forener seg, og tar opp kampen mot (eks)kvinnfolka….i tillegg går jo bordellene på børs i Australia…landet der ting skjer…

http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=8366070

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